LISA: Bart, a school sponsored medieval festival is supposed to be the best day of a young girl’s life, and you ruined it! You deserve to be expelled.
BART: I didn’t do it! Mom, you believe me, don’t you?
MARGE: Bart, I love you, but sometimes I don’t love your choices. *sigh* Now we have to find another school for you.
HOMER: And, if you get kicked out of that one, you’re going straight in the Army, where you’ll be sent straight to America’s latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything’s possible with Commander Cuckoo Bananas in charge!
Follow the link to download a short video clip. I did; I used it to transcribe the dialogue here. :) Let's hope it's not a virus... :) Oh, who cares?! It's just so funny!