Goes on benders -- puts cats in blenders! (It's true; Joe Piscopo has seen it.) But she said at the end of one of her commercials that she supports stem cell research and a woman's right to choose. Sure, it was just after she called her opponent a cotton-headed ninny muggins, but I'm willing to accept any arbitrary indicator of the lesser evil at this point. She's got my vote. Besides, all the focus on "Linda Stender is a spender" and NOTHING ELSE has made me forget the name of the guy whose campaign that is. Unwise of him to get the other one's name stuck in my head.