In the month and a half since I maxed out my credit card to have you "fix" my car, I have had to take it to the dealership and call AAA twice. AAA cannot find a leak in my flat tire; they told me it could be leaking air from around the rim or else someone let the air out intentionally. They recommended that I keep an eye on it to see if it went flat again, and now it has.
Your hired man's telling me I should've brought the car in is not helpful, nor did I solicit his opinion on the matter. Your telling me to call AAA back to fill the tire again, so I can drive it over to you reeks of unmitigated gall. Why don't you come fill the tire or send Mr. Helpful?
By the way, the sound you told me was not mechanical and suggested I remedy by playing my radio to avoid hearing it turned out to be a loose air hose. I wonder if those are connected to or anywhere near the a/c condenser you replaced. Awfully convenient that they became loose only after your "repairs."
Let me be perfectly clear: I want you to fix this tire and put it back on my vehicle, but if that process is going to cost me a dime, I am taking my business elsewhere. You have gotten quite enough of my money already, and I'd rather die than give you another cent.
WHAT I PROBABLY WILL SAY:
Oh, gee. Hi. How are you? If it's not too terribly much to ask, could you maybe please fix this, golly gee whiz? I'm sorry. Thanks.