I just ate a Luna Bar, and my nose started to run. Nothing is less spicy than a Luna Bar. My nose runs pretty much every time I eat anything.
You know how some people have exercise-induced asthma? Well, I'm pretty sure I have food-induced bronchitis. Most of the time, when I finish eating, I cough the rattly cough of a bronchitic, and then I'm fine. Weird.
I'm pretty sure "bronchitic" is an adjective, but I really needed a noun something like it in that last sentence.