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30th October 2012
I have no Internet and almost no cell reception. Hoping the hotspot holds out long enough for me to get the word out. Never lost power for more than a minute. Really can't complain. It's going to be a lonely day away from the world, though.
22nd August 2012
I love my family.
I really, truly do. We're a strange breed -- perhaps even unique. We speak a language I believe my mother created. Months can pass, but we pick up right where we left off. We laugh often, openly, and freely. We're quick-witted and clever. We love trivia and share all the useless junk in our heads. We're easygoing and self-deprecating. I love us!
27th July 2012
Confessions of a Serial Drinker
This is really hard for me. I'm ashamed to make such a public declaration, but I deserve it; it's time to come clean about my infidelities. I've been cheating. It's true! I've been seeing Jack Daniels and Maker's Mark for quite some time now. Everyone kept it adult. There were no problems. However, I crossed a line tonight. I brought Old Smuggler home with me, and he's a nogoodnik. I'm ashamed of myself.
15th July 2012
Bart: That’s even sadder than being friends with Milhouse. :
Milhouse: You know something, Bart, I’m getting tired of things like that.
Bart: Tired of what? I dump on you and you take it, that’s how friendship works.
Milhouse: Not anymore. Friendship over.
Oh, man. I wish I'd caught the rest. I need to download this episode.
9th July 2012
Just before "Cool Rider"...
: How 'bout a hamburger later?Stephanie
: Oh, I'm busy.Michael
: How 'bout tomorrow? Stephanie
: Busy. Michael
: So maybe you can explain about the bowling alley, eh? I mean, you just don't kiss a guy and... Stephanie
: Look, the kiss was just a joke. Forget it. Michael
: Let me give you a hand. Stephanie
: Oh, I can manage. Look, I said I can manage.Rhonda
: I think he's in love. Paulette
: I think he's kinda cute. Stephanie
: I think you two should shut your yaps. Michael
: You forgot this one. Stephanie
: Thanks. Michael
: How 'bout the day after tomorrow? ... Stephanie! Stephanie
: Look, when are you gonna get the picture?
OK. Squirt here will now give you a rundown on proper exiting technique. Squirt:
Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. OK, crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it. Marlin:
It's like he's trying to speak to me; I know it. [to Squirt] Marlin:
You know, you're really cute, but I don’t know what you're saying. Say the first thing again.
20th May 2012
"In order to access this page, you must be accessing this site from behind your modem." :
What in the HELL does that mean? I'm pretty tech savvy, Optimum, and that sounds like nonsense to me. I just want to pay my bill, please and thank you. Ugh.
For the record, here are some "celebrities" I have trouble telling apart: :
Barry Watson and Timothy Olyphant
Kim Kardashian and Nicole Scherzinger
Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry
I don't really know who Josh Lucas is, but I'm surprised he's not Bradley Cooper.
Andy Samberg is a young Adam Sandler
Jonah Hill is a young Seth Rogen
Leelee Sobieski is a young Helen Hunt
For reasons unknown, Matthew McConaughey is Owen Wilson is Woody Harrelson -- if you mix them all together, it almost makes sense ... almost.
3rd May 2012
It is a common misconception that I have no self-confidence. I posit that, instead, I'm just not very good at most things. I'm adequate/moderately good at a lot of stuff -- jack of all trades, master of none. (Hey, let's try to get Jack to stick as a nickname; it suits me, and I like it better than Cynth.) :
The one thing I'm good at -- the thing I'm best at -- is being funny. I'm downright cocky and arrogant about it. If you consider me your funniest friend, you're probably right. I'm damn funny. Not the funniest person alive but quite possibly the funniest person I know.
(There is absolutely NO point to this post.)
2nd May 2012
I am so tired and so sick to my stomach. Why? One or the other, please and thank you. Meh.
20th April 2012
The peril in purchasing the 20-piece Chicken McNuggets is that you might just eat twenty Chicken McNuggets.
30th June 2011
Long time no post
Dear LJ: :
How are you? I am fine.
Just kidding. I'm appropriately stressed the hell out, thanks to bar review. I'm about to eat my weight in Taco Bell, then pass out, get up early, and study more tomorrow. Great plan! The dreams should be fascinating.
Lots of love,cynthtastic
31st May 2011
to do list
This week, I should do laundry, buy pants, buy groceries, get an oil change, get gas. Let's see how far I get on that.
17th May 2011
I'm not even filtering anybody out of this.
Hello, entire world, not just LJ friends. I never talk to you. Hey, what's up? You know what? I don't care. :
I'M FUCKING DONE!!!!!!!!
Yeah, that's right. E-mailed my last paper EVER just now. It's about three lines onto the 25th page. Don't care. Some of the sentences made no sense to me, and I'm the one who wrote them. Don't care. It's probably good enough for a C+, which is what I need to graduate.
BITCHES, I'M GRADUATING!!!!!!!!
DONE! DONE! FUCKING DONE!
(Did I mention I'm done? Because I'm actually done now, just FYI. Not sure if I said that.)
12th May 2011
Anybody else watch it? This might be my favorite quote ever: :
Amber: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, for being so stupid. Do you think you can please forgive me now and be my friend? Because I don't like anybody else.
20th March 2011
1 Pepperidge Farm Deli Flat = 100 calories :
1/4 c. egg whites = 30 calories
1 slice cheese = 70 calories
2 slices veggie bacon = 60 calories
Ergo, breakfast = 260 calories! That's pretty awesome for all the food I get to eat. I better hurry up and sleep, so I can wake up and eat.
5th January 2011
Pretty sure this is worth the drive
Coke 12-Pack :
(Plus Dep. Where Req.) 144-oz. tot. wt. cans, Sprite, Seagram’s Limit 4 Offers MUST BUY 5 Additional or lesser quantities will scan at 4.00 ea. Can’t Can’t Wait to Celebrate ShopRite’s 40th Anniversary Can Can® Sale Prices effective Wed., Jan. 5th thru Sat., Jan. 8th, 2011
5 FOR $10 with price plus card
29th December 2010
Hey. Riddle People. Listen. :
My mom has a hall light with two switches that can turn it on and off. I'm able to have it on with both switches on but not off with both switches off. Tell me what combination of things I need to do to effect that change. If I have it on with both switches up and switching either switch down will turn it off, how can I ever have it off with both switches down? I think I can't, but you tell me. OK? OK!
14th December 2010
I think "Cirque du Soleil Moon Frye" would make an awesome "Before & After" clue for Wheel of Fortune. It would also make an interesting new show for Cirque du Soleil. :
I should really be studying.
30th November 2010
There is perhaps nothing so endearing as entering the bathroom, seemingly unnoticed and unheard, only to find a tabby cat on the threshold/door sill upon exiting. This happens to me almost invariably, and I appreciate it each time. It's somewhat more charming when her eyes are squinted from sleepiness -- she hasn't been waiting around for someone to enter the bathroom; she was asleep and felt compelled to come greet me anyway.