Write 20 random facts about yourself then tag the same amount of people as minutes it takes you to write the facts. If you're tagged it's your turn.
Some kittens, who shall remain nameless, knocked stuff over in the next room and delayed my start time. Acts of God and kittens don't count against me. So sayeth the book of Cynth.
1.) I can gleek on command. (No, not the monkey from Superfriends; I can squirt saliva like Squirtle's watergun attack ... kinda.)
2.) I'm quite good at air hockey.
3.) It's the only non-academic thing I'm competitive about (I think).
4.) I'm only 24, not 53 or 79 or anything.
5.) I have ingrown toenails.
6.) They hurt like a bitch.
7.) I have a creepy cyst on my shoulder that's been there since I was 15.
8.) I started getting gray hair around 15, too, and I'm getting quite salt-and-peppery now. (Right, momtastic?)
9.) That really is me in the Brak suit. (See icon.)
10.) I weigh almost 200 lbs.
11.) I didn't even stick a toe in the ocean the whole week were at the shore this year. I suck.
12.) Lewis and Clark (though I preferred Meriwether and William) were runner-up names for the kittens.
13.) The Bangs are finally long enough to tuck behind my ears, though they usually fall back down, at least a little.
14.) I can name all seven dwarves: Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Dopey, Sneezy, Bashful, Doc.
15.) I'm going to proofread this before I post it.
16.) I have a belt buckle that's a bottle opener.
17.) I really want a beer.
18.) All my customers are Canadian.
19.) I've been fired twice.
20.) crashrose and I have been together almost four years.
And done at 7:34! Nine minutes isn't too bad, but I'm still not tagging people. Most of you have done this already, anyway.
That was more stressful than I had anticipated.