Insomnia blows! It doesn't help that I sleep on a couch. While I was lying here, alternately freezing and sweltering, I realized I was thirsty. OK, get up and get water. Fine. Except there's a giant monster bug halfway to the kitchen. Massive silverfish of doom. I smashed him good! Apparently, I'm very brave because he was roughly my size. Gross. Now I'm back online because sleep seems impossible. I don't understand this. I had one cup of coffee today (yesterday) many, many hours ago. Ridiculous. I want sleep, damn it!