Went to feed the fish, just like every morning... Tank's gone! Somebody replaced it with wrapped Christmas present. Oh, rightrightright... I threw out the tank and wrapped all the presents yesterday. So, why does it smell like cookies in here? Right! I baked cookies last night. Where the hell are my Christmas cards? Oh, yeah -- I put them in the mail.
I'm not used to accomplishing things. It throws off my routine and confuses the hell out of me.