cynth (cynthtastic) wrote,
cynth
cynthtastic

I should read more.

"It is to erase the fixed smiles of sleeping couples that Satan trained roosters to crow at five in the morning."

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"Down he went like a sack of meteorites addressed special delivery to gravity."

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"(The tail bone frequently is connected to the leer bone, although today that connection is illegal in seventeen states and the District of Columbia.)"
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